Thursday, November 29, 2007

Romney Leads All Candidates in Surprising New Poll

It's really hard to keep track of all the policy positions of the various Democratic and Republican presidential candidates, or to remember who's leading who in whichever up-to-the-minute and totally inconsequential poll. I hope this report helps clarify your choice for the next Godfather President of our country.


Liam said...

Good luck getting Romney into a bar.

Anyway, Romney is a d*******g.

cowboyangel said...

Very good point. (And an obvious one. Why didn't the geeks at Onion figure that out?)

Then again, Romney has shifted on so many positions, I can imagine him suddenly advocating bar fights if that were necessary.

Personally, I see McCain going postal in a bar fight and gunning down everyone in the place.

I think Richardson in a bar fight would be enjoyable.

Jeff said...

I bet McCain has been in lots of barfights.

I'd like to see Romney KO'd in a French bar. I find poetic justice in the fact that this guy was actually sent to try to prosletyse people in France. I'll bet he's had a few lung-fulls of Gauloise cigarette smoke blown in his face in his time.

Speaking of barfights, I loved Giuliani nailing him on his Guatemalan grounds crew the other night.

crystal said...

Before I vote for Romney, I need to know if he wears boxers or briefs :-)

Garpu the Fork said...

With the crap starting already in some circles about how good Catholics vote for pro-life Republicans, I'm wondering if it's too early in the day to start drinking. I figure not, since it has to be noon somewhere in the universe.

cowboyangel said...

Jeff, the Romney-Giuliani Smackdown is only going to get more entertaining.

Crystal, Magic underwear! never knew if that was boxers or briefs, you're right.

Garpu, To quote Saint Humphrey Bogart: "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."