It's really hard to keep track of all the policy positions of the various Democratic and Republican presidential candidates, or to remember who's leading who in whichever up-to-the-minute and totally inconsequential poll. I hope this report helps clarify your choice for the next Godfather President of our country.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Romney Leads All Candidates in Surprising New Poll
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Good luck getting Romney into a bar.
Anyway, Romney is a d*******g.
Very good point. (And an obvious one. Why didn't the geeks at Onion figure that out?)
Then again, Romney has shifted on so many positions, I can imagine him suddenly advocating bar fights if that were necessary.
Personally, I see McCain going postal in a bar fight and gunning down everyone in the place.
I think Richardson in a bar fight would be enjoyable.
I bet McCain has been in lots of barfights.
I'd like to see Romney KO'd in a French bar. I find poetic justice in the fact that this guy was actually sent to try to prosletyse people in France. I'll bet he's had a few lung-fulls of Gauloise cigarette smoke blown in his face in his time.
Speaking of barfights, I loved Giuliani nailing him on his Guatemalan grounds crew the other night.
Before I vote for Romney, I need to know if he wears boxers or briefs :-)
With the crap starting already in some circles about how good Catholics vote for pro-life Republicans, I'm wondering if it's too early in the day to start drinking. I figure not, since it has to be noon somewhere in the universe.
Jeff, the Romney-Giuliani Smackdown is only going to get more entertaining.
Crystal, Magic underwear! never knew if that was boxers or briefs, you're right.
Garpu, To quote Saint Humphrey Bogart: "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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